Wow

I realize that I have stated this a few times in my colorful past, but I will say it again.

Women are fucking odd.

Seriously, there is something more than a little off about the female of the human species.

I will now dedicate the following bit of free verse to the estrogen set.

I am woman,

hear me.

I want what I want when I want it.

It is your job to provide it.

Your sole reason for existence is to

fulfill my every want.

I don't care if what I want is not possible,

do it.

I don't care that there's not enough time,

if you can't afford it, if it makes no sense.

I don't care if the laws of physics, gravity

and all the laws of man must be broken.

Fulfill my wants.

Now.

Oh, by the way…

I have absolutely no fucking idea

what I actually want.

Make it happen.

Now.